In this episode, Dan teaches Jerry how to professionally negotiate just about anything. Jerry tells Dan how to get people to leave when it’s time for them to go home. Also in this episode: Mashing up Watership Down with A Clockwork Orange. A robot which duplicates (or dispenses) absinthe. How the stuff you own ends up owning you. How to enjoy moderation in moderation. And, we answer the age-old question: Does absinthe really make the heart grow fonder?