Chased by a Buffalo, being Attacked by a Zebra

In this episode we discuss Dan’s run-ins with Data Von Teese, famous for doing a burlesque routine in a giant glass of [simulated] absinthe; searching for and collecting absinthe paraphernalia; and the rare vodka named Zubrowka. We also tell tales of being chased by a buffalo, being attacked by a zebra, and for some reason speculate on just how much money God really does have. Music featured is by Lokumu off his album “A Beautiful Night.” 

Top 5 Myths about Absinthe

DON’T DO THIS! (Also this is obviously fake absinthe.)

Hello future people! In this episode we debunk the top 5 myths about absinthe, we propose a drinking game based on how many times Jerry mispronounces things, and Dan reveals he is coming down with a case of germaphobia. We also touch upon the sometimes shocking sexual nature of old cartoons, and Jerry wishes he had an electronic chinchilla.