As the evil girl scout says, “Next time just buy the damn cookies.” Music featured in this episode is the awesome song, “We Are Hearty Drinking Men” by Andy Prieboy who (spoiler alert) will end up being a guest on a future episode.
Drinks covered in this episode are Absinthe Dew’d, Redeye, and Mean Leprechaun. Also featured is the Molly Lewis song “Peep Fight,” and the burning question: what is more romantic, a Winnebago or a mule? Speaking of burning … what if there was a Disney Hell theme park? And also we discuss the idea of replacing “Political Correctness” with “Political Kindness.” And, just for good measure, we talk about panning for gold in a river of Goldschlager. Thank you to Molly for letting us feature her song!
Hello listeners in the future! Dan makes a prediction from 2011 about 2020 … tune in to see how accurate it is (or isn’t) turning out to be. Also we talk a lot about absinthe and creativity, automated razor blades for your head, Dita Von Teese pouring liquids on herself, Jennifer Anniston’s (now ancient) fake sex tape, and how men and/or women can use the techniques from the old movie The Tau of Steve to seduce each other. Santé!
Hello future people! We’re broadcasting this episode from the not-so-distant past of March 12, 2019, and discussions range from the band “Ghost,” to Wake Brewing in Rock Island, Illinois, to doom metal, to Jerry’s new puppy who looks like it should be a Klingon dog but actually has the personality of an Ewok. There’s also a lot of talk about Dungeons and Dragons, and also some reveals of family secrets. Also we reveal how much Dan’s parents paid to adopt him, verses how much Jerry just paid for a puppy. You may be a bit shocked.
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Hello people in the future! This is Jerry and Dan in the past broadcasting to you through time and space, and probably through some snow and ice as well. We talk about the wonders of caffeinated beer; about how the women in Finland are especially beautiful; and lament on how our buddy Mike McShane isn’t the blockbuster superstar he really deserves to be. We also touch upon online dating; microwaving CDs for some exciting instant artwork; and also how awesome it would be if the Muppets made their own version of Lord of the Rings. Oh, and yes, we also talk about absinthe.
This brand new episode was recorded on March 5th, 2019, celebrating both Fat Tuesday and National Absinthe Day. We’re still in the past broadcasting into your future, but at least now every other episode with
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This episode is dark, has eight legs, and there’s a nice touch of absinthe in the middle. Basically, Dan and Jerry discuss their raging arachnophobia, and hilarity ensues.
Included in this episode: how and why absinthe boosts creativity in some people; vicious attack bunnies; Marilyn Manson’s art. Also included are things probably not appropriate for gentle ears.
This episode was recorded during a blizzard. Jerry actually has snow on his bed because he’d left his window open. Things discussed and explored (besides absinthe) is the wonderful dish that we’re calling “spagaleto” [spa-gah-leto]; adventures in sleep apnea; and what it would be like to date Snow White.
This is the episode where Jerry discovers the perfect mixer for absinthe that isn’t champagne nor water with a sugar cube. Also we cover Santa Clause flash mobs, zombie car washes, bowling with skulls, and why the mafia is awesome … because we don’t want them to kill us.