Chaotic Evil and Lawful Good

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Hello future people! We’re broadcasting this episode from the not-so-distant past of March 12, 2019, and discussions range from the band “Ghost,” to Wake Brewing in Rock Island, Illinois, to doom metal, to Jerry’s new puppy who looks like it should be a Klingon dog but actually has the personality of an Ewok. There’s also a lot of talk about Dungeons and Dragons, and also some reveals of family secrets. Also we reveal how much Dan’s parents paid to adopt him, verses how much Jerry just paid for a puppy. You may be a bit shocked.

Other things mentioned in this episode include:

Jeannette <3
New Klingon puppy.
A bunch of true stories, including — but not limited to — an entire bucket of toads.

Caffeinated Beer and Microwaving CDs

Hello people in the future! This is Jerry and Dan in the past broadcasting to you through time and space, and probably through some snow and ice as well. We talk about the wonders of caffeinated beer; about how the women in Finland are especially beautiful; and lament on how our buddy Mike McShane isn’t the blockbuster superstar he really deserves to be. We also touch upon online dating; microwaving CDs for some exciting instant artwork; and also how awesome it would be if the Muppets made their own version of Lord of the Rings. Oh, and yes, we also talk about absinthe.

Chased by a Buffalo, being Attacked by a Zebra

In this episode we discuss Dan’s run-ins with Data Von Teese, famous for doing a burlesque routine in a giant glass of [simulated] absinthe; searching for and collecting absinthe paraphernalia; and the rare vodka named Zubrowka. We also tell tales of being chased by a buffalo, being attacked by a zebra, and for some reason speculate on just how much money God really does have. Music featured is by Lokumu off his album “A Beautiful Night.” 

Top 5 Myths about Absinthe

DON’T DO THIS! (Also this is obviously fake absinthe.)

Hello future people! In this episode we debunk the top 5 myths about absinthe, we propose a drinking game based on how many times Jerry mispronounces things, and Dan reveals he is coming down with a case of germaphobia. We also touch upon the sometimes shocking sexual nature of old cartoons, and Jerry wishes he had an electronic chinchilla.